What Happened!

Sunday, October 14, 2007

Well it was a last minute decicision thingy that Cik Man and my mum decide to celebrate the first day of Hari Raya at my grandparents' place in Melaka. Wow a 180 degree turn from our normal yearly Hari Raya routine in Singapore.
Woke up at 7am on that first day just to cacth the first batch of Hari Raya prayer. This year Cik Man brought us to Al-Mutaqqin mosque for the prayer instead of the normal Darul Makmur which is at Yishun. Wah this year everything different lah.......first day of hari raya will be at Melaka, pray at Al-Mutaqqin and new car some more......hehehehe. Anywayz, these two paragraphs are not that important. What's more important are the paragraphs below...LoL..
And my oh my. I happened to knock upon 5 of my kindergarden friends (all guys by the way) at the mosque and one of them I think I had a crush on at that time...I was 5yrs then....hehehe...see I think I was born with a natural instinct of a girl lah...gitu eh 5 tahun dah mentel ngan jantan. And as usual I dun recognise any of them when they approached....blame it on my celebrity status lah kan too many fans can't expect me to remember all...LoL....
Anywayz two of them are ugly and became the anak metro type, one became pondan (both eyebrows trimmed, wore coloured contacts, compact powder that u can simply scrap off from the face...dun know how many inch he put. Sooo the tebal. Confirm when u check his butt there's a pondan chop down there) and another one I think Yazid is his name. Is quite a hunk with a cute boyish face but is a divorcee with four kids and working as a pizzahut delivery man (APA NYAH! All of them turned out so salah tau so it's useless to xchange number).
And the best thing you know what! The one that I had a crushed on had turned into a GODZILLA sundel....KADAVALEI....was sooo disappointed tau! The first thing that I said when he told me who he is "Rohaizad WHAT HAPPENED! U LOOKED SOOOO....(luckily the ugly word didn't came out of my mouth instead)....DIFFERENT FROM LAST TIME EH!" His now married with a kid. I wonder what the hell his wife did to him.
By the way all of them had the same thing to say when they met me....teehee...."Nirzad u have not changed much. U still looked cute and in fact better than last time"...Sorry ppl for the past 15yrs I've been taking care of myself well enough not to look ugly lah....to some of u, serve u all rite for calling me a softie last time...see god has punished u by making u all looked ugly....gitu eh

4 comments:

Monarc said...

Tak Baik girl....Baru habis sembahyang dah kutuk orang...

Anywho...God is indeed great and Just. What turn around comes back around...

The gorgeousness will always be there in our heart that's why WE doesn't change that much...gitu eh..

bobhoneyz said...

true dat sis....hehehehe...anyway bukan nak kutuk lah kan but it's fact that they are now like dat....

Reez said...

Haha.. Bob baru solat dah kutuk.. sungguh tak senonoh.. tapi dah buatan tuhan kan dorang gitu...

ah true that Sis Kisha.. what turn around comes back around- just look at those ppl who call me BOTAK. They are either getting uglier/fatter or getting BOTAK way too soon than they expect.. oh well, what can i said.. Karma!!Oopss jgn terasa ye..

Hahaha.. but hey, i dun even rem any of my Kindergarten mates!!!

EgoIstiC said...

I know that is like super late comment...

But kau tak gi pondok kau kat tenggah sawah?

ngan si UGLY to ke?

Hahaha...

 
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